If animating female characters is so easy
Why hasn’t Tumblr created a 3d CGI about a morbidly obese transgender demisexual genderqueer Disney Princess of colour with self diagnosed autism yet?
Because animating is so easy amirite guiz?
This deserves some kind of award for “worst post of the year”
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
THERE ARE ONLY 30 FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS IM SO PUMPED
you better fucking be, santa
omg some american horror story fans though “tate would be a perfect boyfriend” lmao ok dont come crying to me when he fucks your mom and kills all your friends
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
"I miss you”
Is the nicest text you can receive
"i bought a monster truck"
"I have too much money you can have it"
"I got you pizza"
"tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now"
"tom hiddleston had too much money and so he’s driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you"
"…because he missed you."
doctor who is such a deceptive fandom like at first you just think there’s 7 seasons no big. but then there are two spinoffs. then there’s 700 episodes of classic who. then there’s the audio dramas. and they have many, many spinoffs. then there’s the books. and don’t forget the comics. and then there’s gallifreyan history and wow my friend if you think you know anything about doctor who you are wrong.
the doctor who fandom is bigger on the inside
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”